Drink up, me harteys! Yo ho!

Captain Jack Sparrow, the renowned pirate from PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, is postmodern due to the fact that he just lets things come as they are. He cares about nothing but himself, regarding the others as being only people in his way, not friends or comrades, just things. He uses them like pawns, only to be moved around as well. It was as if he thought Cory's favorite line over and over in his head: "It's all relative..."